1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Dark Humor
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Joe Mama!
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Speed.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Your dad's a cunt.
Dark humor.
