Dark Humor
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
👌neck
Penis.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
How do trannies pass successfully? By passing away.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.