Dark Humor

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

He said, "Best surprise ever!"

Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?

The white guy did it!

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!

Kid: "What's dark humor?"

Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

Mom: "Exactly."

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

What do emo kids and bats have in common?

They both hang from trees.

Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.

My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

Wife: I’m pregnant.

Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.

Wife: No, you’re not.

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I’m blind.

Mom: Exactly.

An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That I will never get old.