Dark Humor
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
👌neck
Penis.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.