Dark Humor
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Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Memes
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.