Dark Humor
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."