A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.

We found out that she died… from an autopsy

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. – They all looked shocked when I didn’t stop.

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

What do you call a paralyzed turtle?

Shell Shocked

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy

There’s this SS guard named Hans, and he’s working in Auschwitz. He walks into the mess hall, and then the kitchen because he smells something cooking. He finds his friend Riener there, eating something, and Hans ask him “Hey Riener, what are you eating”. In which he reply’s saying “A dead Jewish Baby” and Hans looks at him with shock saying “WTF! Why would you do that you cannibal!”. Riener then says “Well what was I supposed to do?! It just popped right out of the oven!”

what’s a turtles favorite thrill ride shell shock

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerbade almost fell out of my pocket.

This page is f...ing shocking. What’s wrong with you people?

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