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Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. – They all looked shocked when I didn’t stop.

I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.

We found out that she died… from an autopsy

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

What do you call a paralyzed turtle?

Shell Shocked

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.

There’s this SS guard named Hans, and he’s working in Auschwitz. He walks into the mess hall, and then the kitchen because he smells something cooking. He finds his friend Riener there, eating something, and Hans ask him “Hey Riener, what are you eating”. In which he reply’s saying “A dead Jewish Baby” and Hans looks at him with shock saying “WTF! Why would you do that you cannibal!”. Riener then says “Well what was I supposed to do?! It just popped right out of the oven!”

what’s a turtles favorite thrill ride shell shock

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerbade almost fell out of my pocket.

Confucius say, man who bite electric wire get shocking experience.

I entered kians house, at the top of the stair i was greeted my greatest fantasy, JOHN, he said in a manly tone, “hello there” i walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back, as i walk past his room i felt uneasy , i walk into kians room to find no one, i turn around and gasp, john is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer, he pushed me onto kians bed, the bed was that bad it broke as i fell onto it, john says “a broken is nothing to worry about” i look up at him in disbelief, hes more masculine than i thought, he thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch, he then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point i knew it was to late john, the fart he ripped(sticky to the touch) had me so in shock i wasnt ready for what was next, he picked and jamp on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadyl, sticky to the touch fart id ever seen, it knocked me out, i awoke to find i was in the WALLS, i looked out to find i was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, i fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, i heard “GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK” i then knew i was in for some kian treats The end

This page is f...ing shocking. What’s wrong with you people?

My girlfriend passed away recently.

at the funeral everyone was shocked about it

Still even when dead she is the best shag I’ve ever known