Voodoo doll jokes

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

Too many people.

Not enough VooDoo dolls.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?

20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?

So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.