Voodoo doll jokes

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

Too many people.

Not enough VooDoo dolls.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.