Coca Cola jokes
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
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A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
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Ive gone to a whole new point of boredom, ive mixed fanta with coca cola and it actually tasted good, cant say the same for the water and milk combination though. I might go outside because its so peaceful since nobody does it anymore.
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