Dark Humor
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.