Dark Humor

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

Speed.

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Your dad's a cunt.

Dark humor.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."

Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."

Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱