Dark Humor - Page 44 - Worst Jokes Ever

Speed

Speed.

Brother

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

Memes

Door

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Asthma

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!

Dog Food

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Cunt

Your dad's a cunt.

Concept

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Mall

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

Timmy

Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."

Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."

Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱

Memes

Friend

A person wearing a black long-sleeve shirt and khaki shorts stands on the street leaning forward in a stiff, slumped posture often referred to as the 'fent fold.' Cars are visible in the background in an urban street parking setting. White text overlaid on the image reads: 'Hitting the fent fold so I can save my friend a parking spot.'

McDonald's

A dark shirt or fabric featuring a yellow graphic. The graphic shows the McDonald's golden arches. Between the arches, two small yellow airplanes are depicted flying towards two tall yellow rectangular buildings that resemble the World Trade Center Twin Towers, with a minimalist city skyline below them. Underneath the graphic, white text reads "I'm hittin' it."

Columbine

Good Ending

A split image featuring Dylan Klebold on the left, grinning widely with a distorted face, and Eric Harris on the right, smiling in a green collared shirt. White text overlaid on the image reads: "JUST KIDDING BRO COLUMBINE SHOOTING? LETS PLAY SOME DOOM!" Below the image, against a black background, the text reads: "GOOD ENDING."

Struggle

Hi i thought this was funny i guess haha 💔⛓️

A simple cartoon drawing of two stick figures. One figure stands safely on the edge of a cliff, offering motivational advice. The other figure hangs precariously from the cliff edge and responds with profanity. The text reads: 'Hang in there, it gets better!' and 'Fuck you!'

Surveillance

A man in a dark suit stands with his back to the viewer, observing a giant, segmented screen displaying a huge, close-up image of another man's face, who looks contemplative or concerned. The scene is reminiscent of high-level surveillance. The text overlay reads: "How it feels to secretly put a camera in bro's room so you lowk only text him when he's gooning."

Rule 34

A meme featuring an anthropomorphic monkey-like character wearing an orange hat and smoking, looking pensive or sad. Overlay text reads: '50 RULES THAT GERMANS HAD TO FOLLOW BECAUSE OF HITLER. THE WORST ONE IS #34 😟. SEARCH RULE 34 HITLER TO LEARN MORE.'

9/11

An aerial night view shows the Kaaba in Mecca during a pilgrimage, surrounded by a large crowd of people. An airplane flies low over the scene. The text overlay reads "9/11 revenge."

Sperm

The image shows a still from the movie Ratatouille where Remy, the rat chef, is experiencing intense sensory pleasure from food, indicated by the vibrant colors and swirling patterns around him. The text at the top reads: 'when you mix your dead wife's eggs with your now dead son's sperm and drink the mixture without feeling bad about it because it's technically not cannibalism'

Iceberg

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Emotion

A three-panel meme featuring characters from the movie Inside Out. In the first panel, Joy (a bright yellow emotion character) speaks to a small, strange creature with wide eyes, saying, "sorry pancreatic cancer but i dont think you qualify as an emotion." In the second panel, the creature replies, "this is bullshit you let spongebob in." In the third panel, SpongeBob SquarePants appears in the foreground, saying, "sponging out is an important step in a persons life how about you read a fucking book."

Parody

A page from a journal entry, drawn in the style of 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid.' The narrator, Greg Heffley, writes about his brother Manny. A comic strip illustrates Manny asking for help to tie his shoes in baby talk ("I'm onwee thwee, bubby! Hewp me tie my gawddayum shoes."). Greg responds in a speech bubble ("DATS FOWR NAWT TEACHING ME HOW TWO TIE MY SHOES, YOU FUCKING PLOOPY."). Below, Greg is shown kicking Manny, who flies into a wall causing cracks. The text continues with a consequence from Mom, where she shoots Greg in both legs, breaking his kneecaps.

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Community

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