Dark Humor
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.