ian_mehser

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ian_mehser

Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone

Ex Boyfriend: how and why?

Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone

girlfriend's ex: why?

Girlfriend: because your about to die

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Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.

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Son: Mom whats dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap

Son: mom i’m blind

Mom: Exactly

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Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly