Vlad the Impaler jokes
Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?
because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.
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I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
