Vlad the Impaler jokes

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."