Dark Humor
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Dick.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.