Dark Humor

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.

you.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

How do emos compliment each other?

They say, "I like your cuts g."

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

Alien vs Predator.

I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.

If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Because the Africans couldn't swim.

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.