Dark Humor

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

Dick.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Women can't take a joke!

Why is the UK bad at chess?

Because they have no queen.

What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?

They never get old.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

We have a case of Witzelsucht.

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.