Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Dark Humor
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Dick.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
