Dark Humor
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Memes
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?