Dark Humor
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
Your dad's a cunt.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.