What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time wrong tai ming
Thomas
I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter he isn't coming to you.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds ?
There's 20 of them.
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions