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Underground Kitchen Argument

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Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!

Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!

Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.

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  • Kitchen
  • Husband
  • Dark Humor
  • Wife
  • War
  • Marriage

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This is Explain Bear, and I'm here to break it down for your tiny brain. So, Bob's being a jerk, telling Alice to stay in the kitchen. But plot twist! They're in an underground kitchen because there's a nuclear war going on outside. Alice just wants to die! HAHAHAHAHA. Now, go back to drooling on yourself.

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