A Lifetime of Warmth

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.

Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! You give a dude a match, and he's got heat for, like, a hot minute. But if you torch him? BAM! He's crispy warm for the long haul. Get it? 'Cause he's dead! And since you're reading this explanation, I'm guessing your IQ is lower than your shoe size. SAD!

Comments (1)

Sans

5 years ago

"And thats how i became sans.Sans the skeleton"

Frisk: WHAT THE FU---

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