I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude goes to his friend's place, right? The friend is all, "Make yourself at home!" But get this, the dude takes it literally and kicks his friend out. Why? Because he doesn't like having guests! It's funny because he's the guest, but he's acting like the host, and your brain can't handle that.
Ty McKay
Stop copying other people's jokes you bitch
Anonymous
shut up
kk
uhansj