Dark Humor
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Dick.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Memes
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.