Dark Humor
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Dick.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.