Dark Humor
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Dick.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."