Dark Humor
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Memes
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.