Dark Humor
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Dick.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!