Dark Humor
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Dick.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."