I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to KILL MYSELF I'd be a millionaire.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
your so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle, Dimes if you feed it beans.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (alphabet lore) I would be Rich
if i had a dime for everytime the australian president shat himself in a mcdonalds, i would have one dime, which is not alot but its weird that it happened
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
