Dime jokes
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
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That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Dee.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
Like (DYM 139).
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
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[Verse: Dean Pelton] Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say Your checks will arrive on another day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!
[Outro] I don't know what that was, I don't I don't know what that was