Dime

Dime jokes

Charity

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

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  • Cent

    What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.

    Time

    If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.

    Memes

    Villain

    If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

    President

    If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

    Nickel

    Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

    Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

    One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

    Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

    Memes

    Community

    Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more

    [Verse: Dean Pelton] Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say Your checks will arrive on another day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!

    [Outro] I don't know what that was, I don't I don't know what that was