Dime

Dime Jokes

Charity

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

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  • Cent

    What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.

    Time

    If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.

    Memes

    Villain

    If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

    President

    If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

    Nickel

    Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

    Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

    One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

    Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”