Dark Humor
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Penis.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
👌neck
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Speed.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.