Dark Humor
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Memes
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.