What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
yo mama so fate she dosen't count as 1 person bro she counts as 40 people
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., awh awh awh"
Uma thurman in pulp fiction was very kind and possibly the sweetest character unless you count her forehead as of now
i have a body count 7
my teacher: time can't count. me: every second counts. my teacher: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
Your hairline is so big, it counts a its own planet.
A guy is at his locker and a girl comes and says hey i love you and the he says ok cool she then replies and says well what do you think about are love he says count the stars and then she says oh infinity and he replies with nope its just a waste of time
IF YOU ARE HAVING SEX AND YOUR FEET ARE OUT OF THE TENT IT DOESNT COUNT
how many fat people are in my house 20 counting the kides in the basement
OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".
Your roblox friend counts two 10 but she doesn't count to too, Then roblox says: "Dam. Your roblox friend cant count."
yo mamas so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
counting my fingers and get nine why?
How do mexicans begin counting? Juan, Two, Three
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count? Chew when you swallow!
I asked my new girlfriend how many men sheβd had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed sheβs holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said thatβs my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesnβt talk to him anymore because he had sex with the bossβs daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said Thatβs the last time I use ancestry.com
You work at papa's pizzaria ok?
Boss: your fired! Me: ok? Worker: Why are you fired? Me: oh you wanna know... *shows him the oven with my pizza* Me: I left my pizza in the oven that bitch burnt as fuck!! Worker: OH SHIT!! Boss: did you say pizza? Me: i sure did! *shows boss pizza in oven* Me: this hoe black as fuck! Boss: i fired you because i count stop looking at your ass not this why?
