I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
You was sleeping it didn't count - chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft but does me being 6ft under count?
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
How do u count cows with a cowculater
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept. I can't say the next one because I have a huit allergy.
There is only 363 days in a year for orphans because mother and farthers day don't count
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.
