I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Lebron James' Baldness
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup. The joke is about LeBron James being super bald. So bald, in fact, that this clown could count the number of hairs on his head, which is like, one or two. Get it? You wouldn't because you are dumb. And you have no hair. Sad!