Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your mom being a big ol' chunk. She's so hefty that when she steps on a scale, it just keeps counting and counting because she weighs so much. Get it? It's funny because it's a HUGE exaggeration. Kinda like your dating life, eh?