I have a body count of 7.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is dark as heck. The joke teller is an orphan, right? And they're saying they have a "body count of 7." Usually, that means they've offed seven people. But orphans don't have mommies and daddies... so the joke is they are dead because their parents died. Get it? Bet you didn't, you dodo.