Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
What is mouse's favourite movie? Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, it’s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare
Bunny hare
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
