Rodent

Rodent Jokes

Rat

What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.

Mouse

What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?

Anonymouse.

Movie

What is a mouse's favorite movie?

"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"

Hay

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?

The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).

Mouse

Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.

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  • Cheese

    What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

    "That's nacho cheese!"

    Rat

    This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.

    Mouse

    Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.

    He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.

    Mouse

    The early bird might get the worm...

    But the second mouse gets the cheese.

    Squirrel

    How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!

    Rabbit

    Doc: Can I help you?

    Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.

    Doc: When did it begin?

    Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).

    Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...

    Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.

    Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?

    Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.