A One and A Two

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How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?

"A one, and ah two."

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    Listen up, smooth-brain. Lawrence Welk was a bandleader who always started songs by counting 'a-one and a-two.' The joke uses his iconic catchphrase as the answer. You'd know that if you weren't busy staring at a blank wall all day.

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