I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the abcs and the other count to 10. Teacher: you can kill 2 birds with1 stone. Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head. Johnny at school: you can kill a bird and give a man a concusssion.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept. I can't say the next one because I have a huit allergy.
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Does a migit count as a orphan?
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How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet it’s four years and counting.
If an emo counts down don't worry they probably have only one bullet.
Theres only 3 types of people the ones who can count and the ones that cant
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t
Wayne Couzens the police officer who killed Sarah Everard , has been complaining about receiving a whole life Tariff for her murder ...
I think he should count his blessings , he could of had it worse ...
He could of married her !
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A MONEY MANAGER who counts BARS
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
Astrophysics fact: If you count every stars on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
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A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
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