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If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do and finally the friend said why don't you just use me. The boyfriend said why did i not think of using the third wheel.
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
I encountered a milf at a bar last night although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy
we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time
then, she asked me flirtatiously
"have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"
I said, "Nope, not yet".
She drank a little more, and said, "well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."
So she took me to her place.
She took out her keys
opens her door
turn on the light
and she yells towards upstairs
"Mom, are you still awakeοΌβ
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness
A man is depressed and he sighs, a bully says stop sighing you sound like some guys having a threesome
Jarod (π): Man, Breya Smith is so hot !!! The things I would do!
Yβuree (π): Yes, but β¦ she moved, remember? Her father found a new βjobβ, so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (π): Ah yes! BECAUSE !!!
Yβuree (π―): I donβt know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (π): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (π€): Hmmmmmmm β¦ mhmmmmmm β¦ ummmmm β¦ hmmmmm β¦ not a bad idea!
Jarod (π€¨): Or not?
Yβuree (π): Shut up, man!
Jarod (π ): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX Yβuree (ππ): Bruh β¦ listen β¦ gangbang β¦ sex β¦ the same
Halyei (π): Hello Yβuree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Yβuree (π): Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei (π): Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod (π): Are you Breya ???
Halyei (π): No β¦ do I like that flying bastard ???
Jarod (π£): Ugh β¦ no β¦ baby, youβre free to go!
Halyei (π): Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! (π) Sorry for being an idiot. (π) I really miss her. (π€) Maybe you and I can give her a threesome ??? (π) No, Iβm not gay! ( ) WHY !!! (π) Can you come to the please fuck me! Itβs the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! (π¨) Sorry!
Kate:can we have a threesome? Trevor:sure The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing and then he feels something going up his back end he goes to punch the person behind him but then he turns on the let and it was Kate behind him and hes been fucking the guy the whole time.
three people having sex is a threesome two people is a twosome so next time someone calls you handsome don't take it as a compliment
What is a threesome 1 β 1=3
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
Y'uree (ππ): Bruh ... listen ... gangbang ... sex ... the same
Halyei (π): Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree (π): Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei (π): Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod (π): Are you Breya ???
Halyei (π): No ... do I like that flying bastard ???
Jarod (π£): Ugh ... no ... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei (π): Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! (π) Sorry for being an idiot. (π) I really miss her. (π€) Maybe you and I can give her a threesome ??? (π) No, I'm not gay! ( ) WHY !!!!!!!! (π) Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! (π¨) Sorry!
Having sex with three people is a threesome Having sex with four people is a foursome
Then maybe I am handsome after allβ¦
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Gregg says to his friend which is a girl and Says" hey umm do you umm want to do something?" And the girl says" umm sure why not." Gregg says" well then we have to go somewhere secretive." the girl says " umm well ok." Gregg says "great" So Gregg bring Sally to a tree so no one can see them and then Sally says "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?" Gregg says "well pull down your pants and all show ya" Sally says "ok it sounds fun" And then gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy and he goes up and down up and down up and down and then Sally starts to moan more and more and then suddenly a teacher here's her moan and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing and then the teacher gets in on it and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher and then the teacher moans and then the whole school makes their own sex groups and the whole school has threesomes... THE END