ADD Jokes

Legs

Anonymous
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Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Dark Humor

Zane
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Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane

Priest

Anonymous
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They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f... altar boys

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Puns

a 10 year old 9 year old
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I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up

Longing

SniperDeo
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I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long

Dirty Joke

Queen🤍🦕
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Sex is like math

You add a bed 🛌

Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙

Divide the legs🪢

And pray you don’t multiply 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩

Kitchen

Anonymous
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Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."

Orphan

Anonymous
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you

Cast

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The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Depression

Too good to be true
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--> I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

--> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

--> and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

-->and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful

Octopus

Anonymous
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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus

Legs

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Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Roblox

Grace and Ximena
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add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you

Legs

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Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

Inch

Anonymous
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If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"

Dark Humor

Anonymous
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why can't emos have add

cus they are already scatter brained

Ear

TheJoker
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Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".

Snap

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Everybody add @christianisni22 on snap!!

Hes a hot babe and he's single

Difference

Mr Dog
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What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.