Legs

Anonymous

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Darkness

Zane

Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane
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Priest

Anonymous

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

Puns

a 10 year old 9 year old

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up

Longing

SniperDeo

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect… but not for very long

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Don

Queen🤍🦕

Sex is like math

You add a bed 🛌

Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙

Divide the legs🪢

And pray you don’t multiply 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩

Legs

TheJoker

Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: “Unfortunately he has no arms”. “I’ll love it all the same”. But the obstetrician adds: “It is also without legs, trunk, head”. “I’ll love it all the same”. Then the obstetrician confessed to him: “I’m sorry, but only this ear was born”. “I’ll love it all the same”. And the obstetrician: “Talk to him closer: he’s deaf!”.

Butter

Stephanie

Peanut butter 🧈

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Octopus

Anonymous

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus

Difference

Mr Dog

What’s the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Funny

fletcher hewitt

cooper is funny

Dog

Grace and Ximena

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you

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Die

Anonymous

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”

And then you die inside

Drink

Emilyhamster

Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that’s drink in English so I always drink my food

Difference

Overwatch_Gamer321

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

Toilet

jeff

why could’t the toilet paper cross the street

because it got stuck in a crack

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Koala

ha

koalas !!! are asome yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Salad

Anonymous

“One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and…“ He is interrupted. “Why are you saying this aloud?” A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, “You wanted to know how to live on your own. But I guess experience is more helpful,” he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.

Puns

Anonymous

adding a ‘gl’ in front of camping doesn’t make it any better. if you add a ‘gl’ infront of adolf hitler it doesn’t make him a great guy