ADD Jokes

Anonymous

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Zane

Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane
Anonymous
in Priest

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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in Puns

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up

SniperDeo

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect… but not for very long

Queen🤍🦕
in Dirty Joke

Sex is like math

You add a bed 🛌

Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙

Divide the legs🪢

And pray you don’t multiply 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩

Anonymous

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. “Are those brownies, I smell?”, he asks. “Indeed, they are.”, he was told. “Gee”, he says, “they smell nothing like Girl Scouts.”

Anonymous
in Octopus

What sea creature can add up? A octoplus

Anonymous

you

Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

Grace and Ximena

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you

Anonymous

If you have a GF/crush that’s shorter than you, go up to her and say “Your short lemme add some inches”

Too good to be true
in Depression

–> I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

–> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

–> and don’t forget the inevitable

• fuck it

–>and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful

Anonymous
in Angel

devil : hey angel angel : hi devil why are nice ? devil : what do angels add to there food to make it i little more spicy? angel : what? devil : angelpinos

fletcher hewitt

cooper is funny

TheJoker

Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: “Unfortunately he has no arms”. “I’ll love it all the same”. But the obstetrician adds: “It is also without legs, trunk, head”. “I’ll love it all the same”. Then the obstetrician confessed to him: “I’m sorry, but only this ear was born”. “I’ll love it all the same”. And the obstetrician: “Talk to him closer: he’s deaf!”.

Mr Dog

What’s the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Anonymous

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”

And then you die inside