Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
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They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f… altar boys
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect… but not for very long
Peanut butter 🧈
Sex is like math
You add a bed 🛌
Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙
Divide the legs🪢
And pray you don’t multiply 👨❤️👨👩❤️👨👩❤️👩
Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: “Unfortunately he has no arms”. “I’ll love it all the same”. But the obstetrician adds: “It is also without legs, trunk, head”. “I’ll love it all the same”. Then the obstetrician confessed to him: “I’m sorry, but only this ear was born”. “I’ll love it all the same”. And the obstetrician: “Talk to him closer: he’s deaf!”.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
–> I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
–> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
–> and don’t forget the inevitable
• fuck it
–>and for those who have just given up
This is beautiful
cooper is funny
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. “Are those brownies, I smell?”, he asks. “Indeed, they are.”, he was told. “Gee”, he says, “they smell nothing like Girl Scouts.”
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you
What’s the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”
And then you die inside
Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that’s drink in English so I always drink my food
koalas !!! are asome yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
why could’t the toilet paper cross the street
because it got stuck in a crack