ADD jokes

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

A father awaits the birth of his first child.

The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.

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Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.

*Shotguns in a nutshell*

2B: MUST.

4B: ADD.

6B: MORE.

12B: *B A R R E L S*

*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

Hi, how are you today?

What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?

Hamburg-ER.