Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect… but not for very long

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f… altar boys

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up

you

What’s the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that’s drink in English so I always drink my food

adding a ‘gl’ in front of camping doesn’t make it any better. if you add a ‘gl’ infront of adolf hitler it doesn’t make him a great guy

Peanut butter 🧈

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”

And then you die inside

SpaStics on aplastic Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54

why could’t the toilet paper cross the street

because it got stuck in a crack

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pale of water Jack come down and then Jill came tumbling after so they had a baby…

“One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and…“ He is interrupted. “Why are you saying this aloud?” A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, “You wanted to know how to live on your own. But I guess experience is more helpful,” he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.

what do you get if you add ER onto Hamburg

Hamburg-ER

three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner

add me on fortnite Bujjj Boy

koalas !!! are asome yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

STOP MAKING AUTISM JOKES CALLING US “RETARDS”. IT IS NOT COOL.

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