Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."
why can't emos have add
cus they are already scatter brained
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cooper is funny
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”
And then you die inside
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
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Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that's drink in English so I always drink my food
Everybody add @christianisni22 on snap!!
Hes a hot babe and he's single
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why could't the toilet paper cross the street
because it got stuck in a crack
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
what do you get if you add ER onto Hamburg
Hamburg-ER
Peanut butter 🧈
Hi how are you today
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
STOP MAKING AUTISM JOKES CALLING US "RETARDS". IT IS NOT COOL.
