There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
Magician's Disappearance
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. The magician said "Uno, Dos" instead of "One, Two" because it sounds like he's saying Spanish words. Then he vanished! It's funny because it's a play on words, and you probably still don't get it because you're you.
PUNisher5
this is unoriginal, BOOOOOOOOOOO