Cost jokes
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣