I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
Dwarf Elixir
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, this dummy sees a dwarf and makes a joke about how much the dwarf costs, like he's some kinda item in a video game. "Elixir" is something you find in video games. Get it? No? Figures. Anyway, the dwarf doesn't find it funny and calls the cops. Probably because he is being objectified by someone who isn't that bright. You wouldn't get it.