An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depressionš
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me it comes and goes very easily
