I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
What's the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don't have $1 Million in my wallet.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me it comes and goes very easily
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
My mom and I went to a bank. hard to say i never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks"
LOL
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
What do cows call money? Moola
child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have
people dream about having a lot of money of money but the only thing you should be dream about is a hairline
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn't want to Post M"loan.
I used to be a banker...
but then I lost interest.
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
