Finance jokes

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

What has a tail, a head, but no body?

A coin.

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

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Why did the rapper go broke?

He kept dropping dimes.

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!