Pirate Earring Cost

Hey, listen up! You see, a "buck" is another word for a dollar. And pirates wear earrings on their ears. So, the joke is that each earring costs a dollar... per ear! Get it? I bet you didn't, you dumb-dumb. You probably thought pirates actually paid for their earrings. As if a pirate knows the meaning of the word "paid." *scoffs*