It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is saying your belly is so huge, it costs the dude $100 just to get a taxi to drive over it. I know, it's not funny; it's just mean. Based bears like me do not approve of this kind of humor.