Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
Lilly
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One time i came back from school and my boyfriend and his brother picked me up and we went back to our apartment. I was on the couch watching a movie when my boyfriend comes and kisses my forhead and saying i love you. I say i love you too then hug him. When he puts my chin up and kisses me and smiles. I smile back eye contacting him. And then he garbs my hips and put me on the couch and i keep giving him eye contact. When he starts going under my skirt and fingering me under my skirt i start "moaning" and then his brother grabs the tape and tapes my mouth. When he was done he went under my clothes and squished my boos hard i say "MHMMnhMMMh" and start crying. He picks up my skirt and both of them turn me around and look under my butt and licking my asshole one of the puts his dick in my but hard and the under touches my boobs while lizard kissing me. and the other one put is dick in my butt tell "me to go back and forth" while he lays down and i jump on him up and down fingering him and put my hand in his mouth. I tell them "i will have sex if yall untape me pls". And they do i "moaning" a lot of times and say "owww daddy pls stop". Then my boyfriend lizard licking my butt and i open his pants and grabs his dick and suck it and spit on it. Then they unclothes me and lay me done and one puts on people having sex and praticing it on me . I pull his dick out of my hole and i "moan" while doing so and i yank it out of there and he cums on me and then the one kissing me i throw up in his mouth and he. Starts lizard kissing my boobs and sucking them like a kid. i push them off and open the door and run away.Then they start having sex with each other
I told a joke to an orphan turns out he wasn't and orphan...