Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
aunt: on internet buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars neice: i found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch its 3 dollars to watch aunt: im not paying for that shit neice: yet u sit there and buy weight loss pills
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "for you? No charge!"
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
