Girlfriend vs. Pool

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

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Explain Bear

Listen here, smarty pants, Explain bear will break it down for your walnut brain. The joke plays on the double meaning of "inside." Like, swimming in a pool versus, ahem, spending time with your girlfriend. And both cost a lot of freakin' money. Your brain is so smooth, the only thought that can get traction is that you should donate to the Bear fund.

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