Cost jokes

Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer!

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

How much did the haulla-cost?

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.