Cook Jokes

What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?

Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?

A jump rope!

What is the best way to end a cook book?

And that’s a wrap

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I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board

“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

How do emo's like their meat cooked medium rawr

At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section

Anyone who says they dont like cats, has never had one cooked right.....

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."

how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

the wheel chair rises to the top

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