My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
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Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, the mom asked the person to get a cutting board. But then she says she wants them to take off their shirt and lie down so she can cut chicken on them instead! It's funny because it's unexpected and a little bit weird, kinda like you, lil bro.