Library Jokes

Anonymous
in Emo

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back

Shannon Hamilton
in Depression

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

Anonymous

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaam

i got sent out of a library for putting a womens rights book in the fiction section.

Anonymous
in Doctor

Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.

JayBeePlays

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar

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Anonymous

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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:)

A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, “Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?” The librarian replied, “no you’d never bring it back!”

Daniel King

What is the tallest building?

A library 📚 -It has the most stories.

Jub Jub

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”fuck off you won’t bring it back!”

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Deakin sucks ass
in Priest

they put the woman’s rights in the fantasy section in the library

I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.

Wildcat8760

Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: “oh” (screwing on a silencer)

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JustSomeDude4216

yesterday i saw a “womans rights” book in the library so i put it in the fiction section and got kicked out

Anonymous
in Offensive

Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section

lochie5

this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it

mr.tinted

i just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the womens right in the fiction section

Anonymous

A MAN WENT INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE

The librarian said: “FUCK OFF YOU WONT BRING IT BACK”

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.