Depression

Shannon Hamilton

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

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Kick

Anonymous

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section

Building

Daniel King

What is the tallest building?

A library 📚 -It has the most stories.

Doctor

Anonymous

Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.

Shooting

JayBeePlays

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar

5

Man

:)

A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, “Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?” The librarian replied, “no you’d never bring it back!”

Right

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaam

i got sent out of a library for putting a womens rights book in the fiction section.

Man

Jub Jub

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”fuck off you won’t bring it back!”

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Computer

Anonymous

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Girl

Wildcat8760

Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: “oh” (screwing on a silencer)

1

Offensive

Anonymous

Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section

Man

Anonymous

A MAN WENT INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE

The librarian said: “FUCK OFF YOU WONT BRING IT BACK”

Woman

JustSomeDude4216

yesterday i saw a “womans rights” book in the library so i put it in the fiction section and got kicked out

Woman

TT

A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says “They’re right behind you!”

Guy

Jerumeh Johnson

This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says f*** no you won’t return it

Man

Anonymous

A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, “What’s the best book on committing suicide?” The librarian said, “Oh fuck off…you won’t bring it back anyway.”

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War

Loan Yoda

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

Prison

TheFlightLessDinosaur

I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

Man

Anonymous

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”

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Man

Anonymous

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian said no you won’t return it.