I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
9/11 victims are the best readers
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚 -It has the most stories.
My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"
Girl: "Dude, this is a library."
Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)
Whats the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican one has papers
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
