A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

What is the tallest building?

A library 📚 -It has the most stories.

Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”fuck off you won’t bring it back!”

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: “oh” (screwing on a silencer)

A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, “What’s the best book on committing suicide?” The librarian said, “Oh fuck off…you won’t bring it back anyway.”

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section

This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says f*** no you won’t return it

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”

A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says “They’re right behind you!”

Why did the clock out the library?

It tocked to much

I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian… what are you looking for ? Man …I am looking for a book!! Librarian… Which book ?? Man … FACEBOOK.

I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

my junk was in the book of world records until i got kicked out of the library

There was a dino at the library today.

It was reading a thesaurus.

A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

She replied “Oh fuck off, you wont bring it back!”

A man walks into a library Man: Hello ma’am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: … Librarian: … The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?

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