A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women’s rights book in the fiction section
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚 -It has the most stories.
Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, “Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?” The librarian replied, “no you’d never bring it back!”
i got sent out of a library for putting a womens rights book in the fiction section.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”fuck off you won’t bring it back!”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”
The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”
“Yeah, that’s the one!”
Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: “oh” (screwing on a silencer)
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section
A MAN WENT INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE
The librarian said: “FUCK OFF YOU WONT BRING IT BACK”
yesterday i saw a “womans rights” book in the library so i put it in the fiction section and got kicked out
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says “They’re right behind you!”
This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says f*** no you won’t return it
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, “What’s the best book on committing suicide?” The librarian said, “Oh fuck off…you won’t bring it back anyway.”
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian said no you won’t return it.