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A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”f... off you won’t bring it back!”

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small p....es?”

The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”

“Yeah, that’s the one!”

Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.

A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, “What’s the best book on committing suicide?” The librarian said, “Oh f... off…you won’t bring it back anyway.”

Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: “oh” (screwing on a silencer)

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “F... off, you won’t bring it back.”

A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says “They’re right behind you!”

I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says f*** no you won’t return it

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

She replied “Oh f... off, you wont bring it back!”

my junk was in the book of world records until i got kicked out of the library

There was a dino at the library today.

It was reading a thesaurus.