So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Cooking vs Porn
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Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The joke is that the husband is calling out his wife for watching cooking shows even though she sucks at cooking. But the wife claps back by pointing out that he watches porn even though he's bad in bed. It's a burn, get it? And you? You're probably just watching this instead of getting a real job. Sad!