Cook jokes
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!