I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
What do you call a grown up orphan? Homeless
what does a orphan and a military man not have in common, neither gets to go back home
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
What's an orphans favourite song? "Gimme Shelter"
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
what do you call an orphanage? a parent less shelter/ homeless shelter
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.