Shelter

Shelter Jokes

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!