I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
What do you call a grown up orphan? Homeless
I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
What's an orphans favourite song? "Gimme Shelter"
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
what do you call an orphanage? a parent less shelter/ homeless shelter
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.
I made a website for orphans’ It has no home page’
Why couldn’t the orphan find home ?
Didn’t have eyes.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
