Cook Jokes

Why did the monster 🧟‍♀️ put the cook in a bowl?

He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂

A blind man went to a restaurant.

"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.

The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"

why did the chicken nugget cross the road

to get cooked by KFC

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

A man, presumably Tony Soprano, is standing in front of a grill with a lit cigar in his mouth and a box of matches in his hand. The text above the image says: "Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same."

What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?

It was scrambled.

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

A :This rice is very delicious! B :Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.

Your Mom's Favourite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.