"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
How did the chicken š feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
What happens when you hear a Mary Brittain beating a Thomas You cook spaghetti with his blood
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK
Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They donāt cook because they love eating out
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasnāt funny to you, then your hard boiled, thatās all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like āYouāve gotta be KITTEN me.ā Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didnāt? Oh, alright, thatās okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didnāt the skeleton ask the girl out? He didnāt have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didnāt make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
why did the chicken nugget cross the road
to get cooked by KFC
A Good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas
Your Mom's Favourite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook
A :This rice is very delicious! B :Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
Even caption cook couldnāt discover your forehead
why do most orphans cook for them self
they dont have a home cook
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