Mashed Potatoes

I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.

A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dad is mistaking "mashed potatoes" for his daughter. You probably call your dad "father" because you're proper, but most fathers tell dumb jokes like this and embarrass the heck out of their kids. Now go back to watching your cartoons.

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