Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What is a panda's favorite cooking impliment? A Pan - duh
did you know that French fries aren't from France? There cooked in Greece.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Americans: i will cook the pizza Italians: I Cooka De Pizza
crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook
