Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Spice
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg but you...
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'
