New Cook Jokes

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the women’s sports section

Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out

Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Father’s Day

How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?

He drops the BEET

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil' Seasoning

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas

I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.

The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maid: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.

A blind man went to a restaurant.

menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!