Condom Jokes

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable? Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.

Only if africans knew about condoms so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of aids

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Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called feetus deletus

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What did the Dick say to The condom

Cover me I’m going in😚😏

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What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay Bar let's go get shit faced

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my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said "pick one"

what do you call a wet condom

a wet condom

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

tech administrator of a school: hm, a message from google security? tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT! assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME? tech administrator of a school: WEVE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE! assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! that's a good one, almost as good as the one with jack, jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right? head of school board: *whispers* yeah were fucked...

TWO HOURS LATER

important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!

AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER