Condom Jokes

this guy looked down the aisle and asked hey are those kids all yours an i replied: no i work for a condom company and these kids are just all of my complaints

what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried

i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.

whats worse than funny condom fails?

Jake Paul

what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.

Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: insider trading

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? A. Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.

... I guess her rubber broke too

1+1=3 If you dont use a condom

Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

when your rother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b day (* *)

Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it

What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: I don't use condoms I use my drawbridge.