this guy looked down the aisle and asked hey are those kids all yours an i replied: no i work for a condom company and these kids are just all of my complaints
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Why should you always wear rubber
So you don’t leave DNA evidence
What did the Dick say to The condom
Cover me I’m going in😚😏
what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.
A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?" Her mother smiled and replied: Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy tool the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so hight that we fucked without a condom!
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence
A condom!
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
whats worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called feetus deletus
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay Bar let's go get shit faced
