Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This joke is funny because it compares a condom, which prevents viruses in a totally different way, to a firewall, which prevents viruses on computers. You probably thought Hawking had a medical condition, but joke's on you! Explain bear is outta here.