My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! The joke is about how the speaker's sister is being a brat, so the speaker is planning a zinger that implies she was an unwanted pregnancy. Condoms, you see, are used to prevent pregnancy. It's a low blow, but hey, she started it!